British school

Two plus two is four
Minus one, that's three,
quick maths


American school

The ting goes skrrah (Ah)
Pop, pop, ka-ka-ka (Ka-ka)
Skidi-ki-pop-pop (Pah)
And a pu-pu-brr-boom (Boom)
Ski-ya (Ah)
Du-du-ku-ku-dun-dun (Dun)
Poom, poom
You dun know