C: Yo... Waddup Doc? It's C.O.D. dude
(Hai),
I'm here to batter Battlefield back
to nineteen fourty-two,
So the entire world plays me
when its Game-Time,
B: Since when was a game's main
selling point was fish A.I.?
You're the least innovative of
game franchises,
Same game every year... What,
your fanboys got Alzheimer's?
Yeah... 'cos the way I see,
Every game since 0-4 coulda been
DLC,
Did I say 0-4? I go further back in
time
You're based off the quake engine
from 1999!
B:Oh 1999? Shit-dawg! That's as old
as the song we stole this beat
from!
C: Oh no Im losing rap battle man,
I'm failing, I'm Through-
Wait- oh yea I've have 70 million
more players than you,
And did you have a single-player
campaign I can't remember,
I don't quite understand how
people think you're a contender,
I've got Ghost, Soap, Price damn
such memorable men,
And you got hmmm, errr, wait-
uhhh who were they again?
B: Yo who cares about protagonists
AI Characters, it's all about the
multiplayer, real people, real
battles- Bitch!
C: Well nice try with Bad Company,
but no cigar,
B: Well I rather no cigar than no DICE,
and wow- talk about memorable,
what was your theme tune?
(Battlefield Tune)
My theme tune rules!
C: Oh you mean the one you stole
from Terminator 2?
B: You can take your perks, fool,
Circle jerk, too:
I'll aim with skill, knife up in your
grill- next
C: Well in my deathbed my grenade
will drop like Skrillex